i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011
Fun Fact: The average person would walk past a murderer about 36 times in their lifetime.I like how this is called a ‘fun’ fact.
It’s fun because they didn’t decide to murder you.
you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU
I don’t get it
liquor before beer youre in the clear
beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch