it's just me.



tescosfinest:

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

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little-red-lucy:

my-raggedy-pond:

cuntinued:

Fun Fact: The average person would walk past a murderer about 36 times in their lifetime.

I like how this is called a ‘fun’ fact.

It’s fun because they didn’t decide to murder you.

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"Never trust your tongue when your heart is bitter."

Samuel J. (via mermaidporn)

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princesslibrarian:

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

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a hilarious joke

distraction:

spookweedeveryday:

tanku:

three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.

why?

because the un deux trois quatre cinq

IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU 

I don’t get it

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jackofficers:

liquor before beer youre in the clear

beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch

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